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King of the Hill

1997-2010
Seasons: 13
Episodes: 258
User ratings: 41,704
Average rating: 7.3

Animation, Comedy, Drama

A straight laced propane salesman in Arlen, Texas tries to deal with the wacky antics of his family and friends, while also trying to keep his son in line.

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S01E01
Pilot
1997-01-12
Hank Hill is a proud and true American. He loves his job as a propane salesman, and respects and loves his family. But one day, after his son Bobby receives a black eye from a baseball game and Hank is heard raising his voice at the Mega-lo Mart, some women come to suspect Hank abuses his son. Word of mouth gets around and soon Hank finds himself under investigation by a skinny, neurotic social worker.
User ratings: 413
Average rating: 8.2
S01E02
Square Peg
1997-01-19
Peggy is chosen to be the Sex Education teacher at Bobby's school.
User ratings: 335
Average rating: 7.9
S01E03
The Order of the Straight Arrow
1997-02-02
When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.
User ratings: 311
Average rating: 7.4
S01E04
Hank's Got the Willies
1997-02-09
Bobby accidentally hits Hank's hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf ball.
User ratings: 295
Average rating: 7.6
S01E05
Luanne's Saga
1997-02-16
After Buckley dumps Luanne Hank takes it upon himself to find her a new boyfriend, but for his own personal gain.
User ratings: 276
Average rating: 7.7
S01E06
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
1997-02-23
Hank is very embarrassed and introvert about his constipation. And it certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it.
User ratings: 278
Average rating: 7.9
S01E07
Westie Side Story
1997-03-02
Hank and the rest of the gang on Rainey St. gets a culture shock when their new Laotian neighbors move in next door.
User ratings: 263
Average rating: 8.0
S01E08
Shins of the Father
1997-03-23
Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses to admit his father is doing wrong, until Cotton takes Bobby to the sleazy Hotel Arlen to go hooker shopping!
User ratings: 262
Average rating: 7.7
S01E09
Peggy the Boggle Champ
1997-04-13
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
User ratings: 262
Average rating: 7.8
S01E10
Keeping Up with Our Joneses
1997-04-27
When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby.
User ratings: 296
Average rating: 8.2
S01E11
King of the Ant Hill
1997-05-04
After Hank fires him as his exterminator, Dale infests Hanks lawn with ants in order to seek revenge.
User ratings: 236
Average rating: 7.9
S01E12
Plastic White Female
1997-05-11
Joeseph is throwing a co-ed party and informs Bobby there is going to be kissing. Never haven kissed a girl, Bobby practices on a plastic head Luanne was given for beauty school.
User ratings: 260
Average rating: 8.1
S02E01
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
1997-09-21
When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.
User ratings: 239
Average rating: 7.7
S02E02
Texas City Twister
1997-09-28
Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.
User ratings: 233
Average rating: 8.2
S02E03
Arrow Head
1997-10-19
After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.
User ratings: 226
Average rating: 7.6
S02E04
Hilloween
1997-10-26
Hank is excited about Halloween until a woman complains has the holiday canceled.
User ratings: 252
Average rating: 8.2
S02E05
Jumpin' Crack Bass
1997-11-02
While on a fishing trip, for the first time ever the guys catch more fish than Hank. In order to regain his title Hank seeks advice from a friend to whom tells him visit his friend who sells bait on the side of the road. Hank unwittingly goes to a different person to whom happens to be a cocaine pusher. As it turns out the fish are very taken to the cocaine, so continues to buy the narcotics all the while not realizing he's buying drugs and not bait. After he and Dale are caught in the middle of a "transaction", the police show up arrest the two of them. So now in order to stay out of prison, He must catch a fish using cocaine.
User ratings: 246
Average rating: 8.2
S02E06
Husky Bobby
1997-11-09
Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.
User ratings: 235
Average rating: 7.8
S02E07
The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
1997-11-16
Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.
User ratings: 229
Average rating: 7.8
S02E08
The Son That Got Away
1997-11-23
Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point.
User ratings: 211
Average rating: 7.6
S02E09
The Company Man
1997-12-07
Hank goes out of his way to impress a potential out-of-town client, Mr. Holloway, to whom wants Hank to take him on an authentic tour of Texas. Unfortunately, Mr. Holloway doesn't know Texas beyond old cowboy films. Thus Hank is out of his comfort zone and make up various lies and excuses as to why he does not fit Mr. Holloway's stereotypical impression of an authentic Texan. And just when Hank is in the process of possibly finally closing the deal M.F. Thatherton swoops in and begins to impress Mr. Holloway with is ten gallon hat, boots, and his belt buckle.
User ratings: 201
Average rating: 7.5
S02E10
Bobby Slam
1997-12-14
Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.
User ratings: 205
Average rating: 7.9
S02E11
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
1997-12-21
Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.
User ratings: 219
Average rating: 8.0
S02E12
Meet the Manger Babies
1998-01-11
With puppets she bought at a garage sale, Luanne creates a Christian puppet show called The Manger Babies. At her first public performance Luanne breaks down and Hank comes to the rescue. So Luannes thanks him by giving him a role in her next show. Unfortunately her show happens to be the same day as the Super Bowl. So Hank must choose between the two.
User ratings: 224
Average rating: 7.5
S02E13
Snow Job
1998-02-01
Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range.
User ratings: 195
Average rating: 7.5
S02E14
I Remember Mono
1998-02-08
While working part-time at she and Hank's old high school, Peggy learns that Hank had mono (the kissing disease). But Peggy has never had mono so that could mean Hank got it from another woman. After Peggy stops speaking to him Hank jumps through hoops to impress her.
User ratings: 199
Average rating: 7.6
S02E15
Three Days of the Kahndo
1998-02-15
Hank, Dale and Kahn are stuck in Mexico after Kahn cheats a condo owner out of money. As a result, the Arlenians have to sneak across the Rio Grande back into Texas.
User ratings: 209
Average rating: 8.1
S02E16
Traffic Jam
1998-02-22
Hank, accompanied by Bobby, has to attend defensive driving classes taught by comedic instructor Boudda Sac (Chris Rock). Bobby, inspired by Sac's racially charged humor, decides to do his own "White Pride" routine.
User ratings: 224
Average rating: 7.5
S02E17
Hank's Dirty Laundry
1998-03-01
Hank fights to clear his good name after mistakenly being charged for not returning a dirty movie to the local video store.
User ratings: 222
Average rating: 8.3
S02E18
The Final Shinsult
1998-03-15
Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum.
User ratings: 194
Average rating: 7.5
S02E19
Leanne's Saga
1998-04-19
Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison and takes up residence with the Hill family. Trouble begins to brew, however, when she starts dating Bill and falls into some old habits.
User ratings: 207
Average rating: 7.9
S02E20
Junkie Business
1998-04-26
Hank, in his fervor to pass up a sexy, female candidate for a position at Strickland Propane, inadvertently hires drug addict Leon Petard. Morale hits an all-time low at the job place when a "stick-boy" lawyer says that Hank must accommodate for Petard's condition.
User ratings: 199
Average rating: 7.8
S02E21
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
1998-05-03
In order to make Bobby learn the importance of hard work, Hank gets Bobby a job at the local race track as a drink-boy, under the management of an incompetent boss. Bobby desperately tries to convince his father that his boss is an idiot, Hank is convinced Bobby simply is isn't applying himself enough and makes him continue working for the man. Descision and an oversight, on Hank's part, that may put Bobby's life in dire jeopardy.
User ratings: 198
Average rating: 7.9
S02E22
Peggy's Turtle Song
1998-05-10
Bobby is diagnosed with ADD, which causes Peggy to quit her job and keep an eye on him. Peggy begins to question her role in life when she starts taking guitar lessons from a feminist musician.
User ratings: 197
Average rating: 7.4
S02E23
Propane Boom
1998-05-17
Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to take a job at Mega Lo- working under Buckley.
User ratings: 213
Average rating: 8.2
S03E01
Death of a Propane Salesman
1998-09-15
Buckley is killed in an explosion at Mega Lo Mart.
User ratings: 207
Average rating: 7.9
S03E02
And They Call It Bobby Love
1998-09-22
Bobby falls head-over-heals for a classmate. Hank and his friends discover an abandoned couch in the alleyway where they normally stand and drink beer.
User ratings: 211
Average rating: 7.8
S03E03
Peggy's Headache
1998-10-06
Stressed by her new job as a newspaper columnist, Peggy seeks John Redcorn's help. Hank fears she's getting the same kind of "help" as Nancy, which leads to an eye-opening experience for Peggy.
User ratings: 192
Average rating: 8.0
S03E04
Pregnant Paws
1998-10-13
Hank wants Ladybird to have babies, but the veterinarian reels him it would be nearly impossible, so he attempts to discover a way to get her pregnant.
User ratings: 178
Average rating: 7.5
S03E05
Next of Shin
1998-11-03
Deedee has become pregnant with Cotton's child.
User ratings: 169
Average rating: 7.5
S03E06
Peggy's Pageant Fever
1998-11-10
Peggy competes in a pageant exclusively for mothers in an attempt to win a truck of her own.
User ratings: 183
Average rating: 7.0
S03E07
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
1998-11-17
After Thanksgiving dinner, Hank's feelings about his mother translate into an argument with his father over the latest model of a lawn mower.
User ratings: 196
Average rating: 8.1
S03E08
Good Hill Hunting
1998-12-01
Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative.
User ratings: 185
Average rating: 7.4
S03E09
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
1998-12-15
During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore.
User ratings: 230
Average rating: 8.1
S03E10
A Fire-fighting We Will Go
1999-01-12
Hank and the boys become volunteer firemen, but when the firehouse burns down, they all have a different version of how the event took place.
User ratings: 305
Average rating: 8.8
S03E11
To Spank with Love
1999-01-19
Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class.
User ratings: 183
Average rating: 7.7
S03E12
Three Coaches and a Bobby
1999-01-26
After Hank's old football coach takes over, Bobby quits football and turns to the kinder, gentler world of soccer, which Hank and Peggy find disconcerting.
User ratings: 185
Average rating: 7.6
S03E13
De-Kahnstructing Henry
1999-02-02
Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job.
User ratings: 172
Average rating: 7.6
S03E14
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
1999-02-09
Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of "self-proclaimed" genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby was supposed to be house-sitting, Luanne and Rad break-up. Upset with Luanne over the recent revelation he begins to perform a series of practical jokes which she retaliates to. For Bobby's final joke he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. With the assistance of Hank and Peggy, Luanne convinces Bobby that because she didn't take her birth control pills she is now pregnant and Bobby must marry her.
User ratings: 209
Average rating: 8.3
S03E15
Sleight of Hank
1999-02-16
Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him.
User ratings: 175
Average rating: 7.8
S03E16
Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
1999-02-23
While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin.
User ratings: 192
Average rating: 8.3
S03E17
Escape from Party Island
1999-03-16
Hanks accompanies his mother and some of her friends on a trip to a museum on an island during Spring Break, the only problem is MTV and the college students are there, too.
User ratings: 204
Average rating: 7.8
S03E18
Love Hurts and So Does Art
1999-03-23
While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum.
User ratings: 211
Average rating: 8.3
S03E19
Hank's Cowboy Movie
1999-04-06
Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen.
User ratings: 179
Average rating: 7.4
S03E20
Dog Dale Afternoon
1999-04-13
After Dale behaves like a big jerk, Hank and the boys steal his lawnmower and blame it on a conspiracy, pushing Dale to the limits of his sanity.
User ratings: 196
Average rating: 8.1
S03E21
Revenge of the Lutefisk
1999-04-20
Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor.
User ratings: 201
Average rating: 8.2
S03E22
Death and Texas
1999-04-27
While Peggy is tricked into smuggling cocaine to a death row inmate, who is her former student, Dale decides that he wants to be an executioner.
User ratings: 177
Average rating: 7.6
S03E23
Wings of the Dope
1999-05-04
Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her.
User ratings: 215
Average rating: 7.7
S03E24
Take Me Out of the Ball Game
1999-05-11
Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player.
User ratings: 171
Average rating: 7.7
S03E25
As Old as the Hills
1999-05-18
Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank & Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going sky diving. But things go awry when Peggy's parachute fails to open and Didi goes into labor with no one to drive her to the hospital but Bobby.
User ratings: 187
Average rating: 8.3
S04E01
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
1999-09-26
Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank."
User ratings: 193
Average rating: 8.0
S04E02
Cotton's Plot
1999-10-03
Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories.
User ratings: 185
Average rating: 8.1
S04E03
Bills Are Made to Be Broken
1999-10-24
When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record.
User ratings: 175
Average rating: 8.1
S04E04
Little Horrors of Shop
1999-10-31
Hank gives Peggy a run for her money as Substitue of the Year when he teaches shop at Tom Landry, but gets into trouble when he brings tools to the class.
User ratings: 169
Average rating: 8.3
S04E05
Aisle 8A
1999-11-07
Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't.
User ratings: 205
Average rating: 8.6
S04E06
A Beer Can Named Desire
1999-11-14
Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer can. Or he can let former Cowboy "Dandy" Don Meredith make the throw for $100,000; Bill visits his family in Louisiana.
User ratings: 246
Average rating: 8.4
S04E07
Happy Hank's Giving
1999-11-21
The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving.
User ratings: 174
Average rating: 8.2
S04E08
Not in My Back Hoe
1999-11-28
Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can test drive a new car.
User ratings: 165
Average rating: 7.9
S04E09
To Kill a Ladybird
1999-12-12
Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.
User ratings: 183
Average rating: 7.9
S04E10
Hillennium
1999-12-19
As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage.
User ratings: 185
Average rating: 8.1
S04E11
Old Glory
2000-01-09
Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property.
User ratings: 156
Average rating: 7.6
S04E12
Rodeo Days
2000-01-16
Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown.
User ratings: 165
Average rating: 7.5
S04E13
Hanky Panky
2000-02-06
Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final.
User ratings: 202
Average rating: 8.4
S04E14
High Anxiety
2000-02-13
When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her.
User ratings: 205
Average rating: 8.5
S04E15
Naked Ambition
2000-02-20
During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him.
User ratings: 178
Average rating: 8.3
S04E16
Movin' on Up
2000-02-27
Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets upset because she's acting just like Hank would.
User ratings: 174
Average rating: 7.9
S04E17
Bill of Sales
2000-03-12
Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money.
User ratings: 152
Average rating: 7.6
S04E18
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
2000-03-19
Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama.
User ratings: 178
Average rating: 7.9
S04E19
Hank's Bad Hair Day
2000-04-09
After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after that Hank receives a letter from the government stating that the haircut will cost him $900.00.
User ratings: 159
Average rating: 8.0
S04E20
Meet the Propaniacs
2000-04-16
Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits.
User ratings: 172
Average rating: 7.3
S04E21
Nancy Boys
2000-04-30
Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn.
User ratings: 164
Average rating: 8.2
S04E22
Flush with Power
2000-05-07
Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets.
User ratings: 165
Average rating: 8.0
S04E23
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
2000-05-14
Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website.
User ratings: 176
Average rating: 7.6
S04E24
Peggy's Fan Fair
2000-05-21
The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him.
User ratings: 164
Average rating: 7.8
S05E01
The Perils of Polling
2000-10-01
Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist.
User ratings: 165
Average rating: 7.7
S05E02
The Buck Stops Here
2000-11-05
Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood.
User ratings: 149
Average rating: 7.9
S05E03
I Don't Want to Wait ...
2000-11-12
Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy.
User ratings: 159
Average rating: 8.1
S05E04
Spin the Choice
2000-11-19
During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans.
User ratings: 152
Average rating: 7.7
S05E05
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
2000-11-26
Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player.
User ratings: 159
Average rating: 7.6
S05E06
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
2000-12-03
Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.4
S05E07
What Makes Bobby Run?
2000-12-10
Bobby attempts to achieve yearbook immortality by becoming the school mascot.
User ratings: 140
Average rating: 7.4
S05E08
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
2000-12-17
Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas.
User ratings: 166
Average rating: 7.7
S05E09
Chasing Bobby
2001-01-21
Hank's truck is on its last wheels and he balks at the thought of getting a new truck, much to the chagrin of friends and family.
User ratings: 168
Average rating: 8.1
S05E10
Yankee Hankee
2001-02-04
Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City.
User ratings: 162
Average rating: 7.6
S05E11
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
2001-02-11
When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns.
User ratings: 173
Average rating: 8.1
S05E12
Now Who's the Dummy?
2001-02-18
After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but Dale is deathly afraid of it due to a traumatic childhood experience.
User ratings: 156
Average rating: 7.8
S05E13
Ho, Yeah!
2001-02-25
After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town.
User ratings: 257
Average rating: 8.7
S05E14
The Exterminator
2001-03-04
Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job.
User ratings: 176
Average rating: 8.2
S05E15
Luanne Virgin 2.0
2001-03-04
Luanne joins a church group to become a "born-again virgin," where Peggy reveals a shocking fact about her past.
User ratings: 174
Average rating: 7.7
S05E16
Hank's Choice
2001-04-01
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it.
User ratings: 156
Average rating: 7.8
S05E17
It's Not Easy Being Green
2001-04-08
Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill played on Boomhauer in high school.
User ratings: 149
Average rating: 7.8
S05E18
The Trouble with Gribbles
2001-04-22
When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife.
User ratings: 160
Average rating: 7.9
S05E19
Hank's Back Story
2001-05-06
Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
User ratings: 159
Average rating: 8.1
S05E20
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
2001-05-13
Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail.
User ratings: 162
Average rating: 7.9
S06E01
Bobby Goes Nuts
2001-11-11
To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.
User ratings: 259
Average rating: 8.8
S06E02
Soldier of Misfortune
2001-12-09
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
User ratings: 146
Average rating: 8.1
S06E03
Lupe's Revenge
2001-12-12
Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping.
User ratings: 172
Average rating: 7.9
S06E04
The Father, the Son and J.C.
2001-12-16
Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.
User ratings: 152
Average rating: 7.6
S06E05
Father of the Bribe
2002-01-06
Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.6
S06E06
I'm with Cupid
2002-02-10
After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby starts to fear he'll end up alone. He turns his desperation towards Connie until Hank steps in and asks Boomhauer to teach Bobby how to 'pitch woo'.
User ratings: 127
Average rating: 7.5
S06E07
Torch Song Hillogy
2002-02-17
The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.
User ratings: 145
Average rating: 7.5
S06E08
Joust Like a Woman
2002-02-24
Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.
User ratings: 194
Average rating: 7.6
S06E09
The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
2002-02-24
Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.
User ratings: 147
Average rating: 8.0
S06E10
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
2002-03-03
Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.
User ratings: 149
Average rating: 7.8
S06E11
Unfortunate Son
2002-03-10
Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.
User ratings: 134
Average rating: 7.5
S06E12
You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill
2002-03-17
Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.
User ratings: 134
Average rating: 7.1
S06E13
Tankin' It to the Streets
2002-03-31
When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.
User ratings: 139
Average rating: 7.8
S06E14
Of Mice and Little Green Men
2002-04-07
When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father.
User ratings: 130
Average rating: 7.5
S06E15
A Man Without a Country Club
2002-04-14
Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join.
User ratings: 142
Average rating: 7.9
S06E16
Beer and Loathing
2002-04-14
Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area.
User ratings: 149
Average rating: 8.0
S06E17
Fun with Jane and Jane
2002-04-21
While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu.
User ratings: 164
Average rating: 7.7
S06E18
My Own Private Rodeo
2002-04-28
Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit.
User ratings: 154
Average rating: 7.8
S06E19
Sug Night
2002-05-05
Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy.
User ratings: 139
Average rating: 7.6
S06E20
Dang Ol' Love
2002-05-05
Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him.
User ratings: 145
Average rating: 7.9
S06E21
Returning Japanese
2002-05-12
Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.
User ratings: 187
Average rating: 8.5
S07E01
Get Your Freak Off
2002-11-03
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
User ratings: 168
Average rating: 7.7
S07E02
The Fat and the Furious
2002-11-10
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.5
S07E03
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
2002-11-17
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
User ratings: 127
Average rating: 7.4
S07E04
Goodbye Normal Jeans
2002-11-24
Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.
User ratings: 130
Average rating: 7.7
S07E05
Dances with Dogs
2002-12-01
Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
User ratings: 135
Average rating: 7.4
S07E06
The Son Also Roses
2002-12-08
Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
User ratings: 141
Average rating: 7.6
S07E07
The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
2002-12-15
In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
User ratings: 143
Average rating: 7.8
S07E08
Full Metal Dust Jacket
2003-01-05
Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
User ratings: 136
Average rating: 7.8
S07E09
Pigmalion
2003-01-12
Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.
User ratings: 167
Average rating: 7.5
S07E10
Megalo Dale
2003-01-12
Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.
User ratings: 164
Average rating: 8.1
S07E11
Boxing Luanne
2003-02-02
Luanne becomes a boxer.
User ratings: 123
Average rating: 7.3
S07E12
Vision Quest
2003-02-09
Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.
User ratings: 126
Average rating: 7.4
S07E13
Queasy Rider
2003-02-16
After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.4
S07E14
Board Games
2003-03-02
Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.
User ratings: 112
Average rating: 7.1
S07E15
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
2003-03-09
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
User ratings: 127
Average rating: 7.7
S07E16
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
2003-03-16
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she bought is poisoning her.
User ratings: 114
Average rating: 7.8
S07E17
The Good Buck
2003-03-30
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
User ratings: 118
Average rating: 7.4
S07E18
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
2003-04-13
Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.
User ratings: 123
Average rating: 7.4
S07E19
Be True to Your Fool
2003-04-27
Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
User ratings: 121
Average rating: 7.8
S07E20
Racist Dawg
2003-05-04
Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
User ratings: 142
Average rating: 7.4
S07E21
Night and Deity
2003-05-11
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.9
S07E22
Maid in Arlen
2003-05-18
Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.
User ratings: 123
Average rating: 7.8
S07E23
Witches of East Arlen
2003-05-18
Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
User ratings: 146
Average rating: 7.7
S08E01
Patch Boomhauer
2003-11-02
Boomhauer's brother Patch comes into town driving a Saab 900NG cabriolet to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend, Katherine. Patch is busy making arrangements for the wedding and Boomhauer is sulking, as he still loves Katherine. At a party at Hank's house, Patch asks Boomhauer to be his best man.
User ratings: 186
Average rating: 7.7
S08E02
Reborn to Be Wild
2003-11-09
Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
User ratings: 138
Average rating: 7.6
S08E03
New Cowboy on the Block
2003-11-16
A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.5
S08E04
The Incredible Hank
2003-11-23
Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 8.1
S08E05
Flirting with the Master
2003-11-30
A dashing mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affair with her.
User ratings: 114
Average rating: 7.1
S08E06
After the Mold Rush
2003-12-07
Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.8
S08E07
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
2003-12-14
Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Peggy and Luanne write a very poor Christmas carol.
User ratings: 147
Average rating: 8.3
S08E08
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
2004-01-04
When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.9
S08E09
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
2004-01-25
Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly.
User ratings: 117
Average rating: 7.7
S08E10
That's What She Said
2004-02-08
A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
User ratings: 145
Average rating: 7.7
S08E11
My Hair Lady
2004-02-15
Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
User ratings: 147
Average rating: 7.8
S08E12
Phish and Wildlife
2004-02-22
Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
User ratings: 136
Average rating: 7.9
S08E13
Cheer Factor
2004-03-07
Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
User ratings: 117
Average rating: 7.2
S08E14
Dale Be Not Proud
2004-03-14
When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 7.6
S08E15
Après Hank, le Deluge
2004-02-21
Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.5
S08E16
DaleTech
2004-03-28
Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
User ratings: 119
Average rating: 7.7
S08E17
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
2004-04-18
Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography and safety issues.
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.1
S08E18
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
2004-04-25
Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.3
S08E19
Stressed for Success
2004-05-02
Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
User ratings: 123
Average rating: 7.8
S08E20
Hank's Back
2004-05-09
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
User ratings: 249
Average rating: 8.2
S08E21
The Redneck on Rainey Street
2004-05-16
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
User ratings: 134
Average rating: 7.8
S08E22
Talking Shop
2004-05-23
Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's just advised to break up with her boyfriend.
User ratings: 146
Average rating: 7.6
S09E01
A Rover Runs Through It
2004-11-07
The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler.
User ratings: 143
Average rating: 7.7
S09E02
Ms Wakefield
2004-12-19
During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers.
User ratings: 140
Average rating: 7.6
S09E03
Death Buys a Timeshare
2005-01-16
Hank accompanies Cotton and Bill to Mexico to keep them from buying into a timeshare; and Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneak into swimming pools during a heat wave.
User ratings: 117
Average rating: 7.1
S09E04
Yard, She Blows!
2005-01-23
Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror.
User ratings: 122
Average rating: 7.8
S09E05
Dale to the Chief
2005-01-30
Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; and after reviewing the warren commission report, Dale turns pro-America.
User ratings: 130
Average rating: 7.8
S09E06
The Petriot Act
2005-02-13
Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortunately, instead of a dog, he gets a untamed, fierce cat named Duke, with large claws, large teeth, and large vet bills.
User ratings: 128
Average rating: 7.5
S09E07
Enrique-cilable Differences
2005-02-20
Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn to. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him out.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 6.9
S09E08
Mutual of Omabwah
2005-03-06
Hank realizes he doesn't have any home-owner's insurance; Dale realizes people are willing to pay money to be stung by bees; Bill and Boomhauer discover the pleasures of a deep fryer; and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a highway rest stop.
User ratings: 136
Average rating: 8.2
S09E09
Care-Takin' Care of Business
2005-03-13
Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for lucky's new rims.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 7.6
S09E10
Arlen City Bomber
2005-03-27
When Luanne runs up a large credit-card debt, Peggy vows to help her pay it off... but ends up buying a roller-derby team in the process.
User ratings: 105
Average rating: 7.3
S09E11
Redcorn Gambles with His Future
2005-04-10
John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.4
S09E12
Smoking and the Bandit
2005-04-17
Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations.
User ratings: 114
Average rating: 7.8
S09E13
Gone with the Windstorm
2005-05-01
When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the only way to win back her job.
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.6
S09E14
Bobby on Track
2005-05-08
A track coach uses Bobby to shame good athletes when they get out of line.
User ratings: 113
Average rating: 7.7
S09E15
It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings
2005-05-15
Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club.
User ratings: 125
Average rating: 7.9
S10E01
Hank's on Board
2005-09-18
Hank prevails on Dale and Boomhauer to invite Bill and himself on their annual fishing trip.
User ratings: 121
Average rating: 7.9
S10E02
Bystand Me
2005-09-25
Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas.
User ratings: 111
Average rating: 7.4
S10E03
Bill's House
2005-11-06
When Bill goes to volunteer at a halfway house, he winds up housing a group of recovering alcoholics at his own home.
User ratings: 114
Average rating: 7.5
S10E04
Harlottown
2005-11-20
Hank is devastated when Peggy uncovers some unsavory facts about the founding of the town of Arlen.
User ratings: 121
Average rating: 7.5
S10E05
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
2005-12-04
Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte.
User ratings: 122
Average rating: 7.5
S10E06
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
2005-11-11
Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a "banana" - a derogatory term for an Asian who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside" - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotian heritage.
User ratings: 112
Average rating: 7.5
S10E07
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
2006-01-29
Hank's league champion softball team challenges an undefeated comedic barnstorming team.
User ratings: 111
Average rating: 7.3
S10E08
Business Is Picking Up
2006-03-19
Bobby participates in a "job shadow" program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs.
User ratings: 128
Average rating: 7.9
S10E09
The Year of Washing Dangerously
2006-03-26
Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's "work monkey."
User ratings: 105
Average rating: 7.5
S10E10
Hank Fixes Everything
2006-04-02
Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot.
User ratings: 110
Average rating: 7.2
S10E11
Church Hopping
2006-04-09
After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.
User ratings: 121
Average rating: 7.5
S10E12
24 Hour Propane People
2006-04-23
After swearing off his favorite strip club, Strickland refashions the propane business using an ice-cream parlor as his inspiration; and Peggy uses her press credentials to obtain free things.
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.2
S10E13
The Texas Panhandler
2006-04-30
When Hank rejects Bobby's request for expensive designer jeans, Bobby takes his dad's advice and gets himself a really "cool" job; but begging on the street isn't exactly what Hank had in mind.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 7.7
S10E14
Hank's Bully
2006-05-07
Hank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with the police.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.7
S10E15
Edu-macating Lucky
2006-05-14
Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teaching him all the wrong answers.
User ratings: 105
Average rating: 7.5
S11E01
The Peggy Horror Picture Show
2007-01-28
Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman.
User ratings: 163
Average rating: 7.8
S11E02
Serpunt
2007-02-11
The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.5
S11E03
Blood and Sauce
2007-02-18
Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.
User ratings: 119
Average rating: 7.3
S11E04
Luanne Gets Lucky
2007-03-25
Luanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her.
User ratings: 107
Average rating: 7.3
S11E05
Hank Gets Dusted
2007-04-01
Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program.
User ratings: 140
Average rating: 7.4
S11E06
Glen Peggy Glen Ross
2007-04-22
Peggy becomes a Realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past.
User ratings: 109
Average rating: 7.2
S11E07
The Passion of the Dauterive
2007-04-29
Bill becomes involved with the female pastor at his church, much to the horror of Hank and his fellow parishioners.
User ratings: 110
Average rating: 7.3
S11E08
Grand Theft Arlen
2007-04-29
Hank becomes obsessed with a video game based on his own life. Bobby attempts to improve his physical condition.
User ratings: 139
Average rating: 8.0
S11E09
Peggy's Gone to Pots
2007-05-06
Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale.
User ratings: 113
Average rating: 7.5
S11E10
Hair Today, Gone Today
2007-05-13
Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss.
User ratings: 110
Average rating: 7.2
S11E11
Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
2007-05-20
Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape.
User ratings: 139
Average rating: 7.6
S11E12
Lucky's Wedding Suit
2007-05-20
In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in past lawsuits, when he accidentally injures himself shortly after going to work for Dale's extermination service "Dale's Dead Bug".
User ratings: 111
Average rating: 7.5
S12E01
Suite Smells of Excess
2007-09-23
Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious situation at the end of the ball game.
User ratings: 138
Average rating: 7.6
S12E02
Bobby Rae
2007-09-30
Bobby protests against commercialism at Tom Landry Middle School when he discovers that a cute girl is suddenly interested in him because of it.
User ratings: 133
Average rating: 7.0
S12E03
The Powder Puff Boys
2007-10-07
Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist.
User ratings: 130
Average rating: 6.9
S12E04
Four Wave Intersection
2007-10-14
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.6
S12E05
Death Picks Cotton
2007-11-11
Cotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other.
User ratings: 148
Average rating: 7.9
S12E06
Raise the Steaks
2007-11-18
Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store.
User ratings: 128
Average rating: 7.8
S12E07
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
2007-11-25
Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it.
User ratings: 117
Average rating: 6.8
S12E08
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
2007-12-09
Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.5
S12E09
Dream Weaver
2007-12-16
Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 7.3
S12E10
Doggone Crazy
2008-01-06
Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control.
User ratings: 113
Average rating: 7.4
S12E11
Trans-Fascism
2008-02-10
Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats.
User ratings: 131
Average rating: 7.7
S12E12
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
2008-02-17
Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them.
User ratings: 128
Average rating: 8.1
S12E13
The Accidental Terrorist
2008-03-02
Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand.
User ratings: 136
Average rating: 7.8
S12E14
Lady and Gentrification
2008-03-09
While Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen artistic community.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.4
S12E15
Behind Closed Doors
2008-03-16
Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby further away from her.
User ratings: 119
Average rating: 7.3
S12E16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
2008-03-30
Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
User ratings: 116
Average rating: 7.1
S12E17
Six Characters in Search of a House
2008-04-06
Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up selling her own house during the dress rehearsal.
User ratings: 122
Average rating: 7.1
S12E18
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
2008-04-13
A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich.
User ratings: 111
Average rating: 6.9
S12E19
Strangeness on a Train
2008-04-27
When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play.
User ratings: 133
Average rating: 7.8
S12E20
Cops and Robert
2008-05-04
Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.5
S12E21
It Came from the Garage
2008-05-11
Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats.
User ratings: 120
Average rating: 7.1
S12E22
Life: A Loser's Manual
2008-05-18
Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame.
User ratings: 114
Average rating: 7.1
S13E01
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
2008-09-28
Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair.
User ratings: 155
Average rating: 7.6
S13E02
Earthy Girls are Easy
2008-10-05
Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go "green," and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation.
User ratings: 126
Average rating: 7.2
S13E03
Square-Footed Monster
2008-10-19
Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.5
S13E04
Lost in MySpace
2008-11-02
Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.5
S13E05
No Bobby Left Behind
2008-11-09
Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers.
User ratings: 132
Average rating: 7.6
S13E06
A Bill Full of Dollars
2008-11-16
By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.2
S13E07
Straight as an Arrow
2008-11-30
Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is being overly cautious with several of the group's activities and is upset when Bobby is deemed a bad influence for allowing his sons to play a violent video game. But Hank finds out that Wesley has a good reason for his conservative, cautious ways with his sons after the boys run off at a camp-in during Hank's shift ... and it comes at the expense of a promising friendship.
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.1
S13E08
Lucky See, Monkey Do
2009-02-08
As LuAnn prepares to have her baby, Peggy and Lucky's sister fight over how the baby should be delivered and raised. Meanwhile, Bill falls for the woman who greets him at the fast food drive-thru window.
User ratings: 128
Average rating: 7.4
S13E09
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
2009-02-15
Hank goes to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis to introduce Buck for an award, but he makes an ass of himself after Buck finds out that he has a illegitimate son in the propane business.
User ratings: 137
Average rating: 7.5
S13E10
Master of Puppets
2009-03-01
Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Meanwhile, Dale tries to prove he can survive in the "wilderness."
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.5
S13E11
Bwah My Nose
2009-03-08
Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it.
User ratings: 117
Average rating: 7.4
S13E12
Uncool Customer
2009-03-15
Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrangements.
User ratings: 124
Average rating: 7.4
S13E13
Nancy Does Dallas
2009-03-22
Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
User ratings: 125
Average rating: 7.4
S13E14
Born Again on the Fourth of July
2009-04-19
While Hank and the guys take their 4th of July rivalry with Milton Street to dangerous levels, Bobby finds religion at Lucky's church.
User ratings: 121
Average rating: 7.4
S13E15
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
2009-04-26
Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce"
User ratings: 127
Average rating: 7.7
S13E16
Bad News Bill
2009-05-03
Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league.
User ratings: 118
Average rating: 7.2
S13E17
Manger Baby Einstein
2009-05-10
John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting.
User ratings: 113
Average rating: 6.8
S13E18
Uh-Oh Canada
2009-05-17
Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer.
User ratings: 174
Average rating: 6.6
S13E19
The Boy Can't Help It
2009-09-13
When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum.
User ratings: 129
Average rating: 7.3
S13E20
To Sirloin with Love
2009-09-13
Bobby becomes a steak critic.
User ratings: 197
Average rating: 8.4
S13E21
The Honeymooners
2010-05-03
Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.
User ratings: 122
Average rating: 7.1
S13E22
Bill Gathers Moss
2010-05-05
To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl. a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss.
User ratings: 108
Average rating: 7.3
S13E23
When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
2010-05-06
Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".
User ratings: 115
Average rating: 7.4
S13E24
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
2010-05-06
Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Hank in charge. Bobby and Joseph find an old Vaudeville comedy routine on vinyl.
User ratings: 141
Average rating: 7.7
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