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Seasons: 9
Episodes: 173
User ratings: 221,972
Average rating: 8.9


The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends.

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Good News, Bad News
Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.
User ratings: 2,819
Average rating: 7.7
The Stakeout
Jerry and George stake out the lobby of an office building to find a woman Jerry met at a party but whose name and phone number he didn't get.
User ratings: 2,203
Average rating: 7.7
The Robbery
After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whomever loses out.
User ratings: 1,974
Average rating: 7.7
Male Unbonding
Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests.
User ratings: 1,991
Average rating: 7.5
The Stock Tip
Jerry becomes apprehensive when he and George buy stock and the price falls while the person who suggested the stock is in a coma and can't tell them when to sell.
User ratings: 1,865
Average rating: 7.7
The Ex-Girlfriend
After George breaks up with his girlfriend, Jerry decides that he wants to see her.
User ratings: 1,819
Average rating: 7.8
The Pony Remark
Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.
User ratings: 1,914
Average rating: 8.0
The Jacket
Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall.
User ratings: 1,845
Average rating: 8.4
The Phone Message
George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape.
User ratings: 1,859
Average rating: 8.5
The Apartment
When an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women.
User ratings: 1,667
Average rating: 8.0
The Statue
A statue wanted by George is stolen from Jerry's apartment by the boyfriend of a writer Elaine is working with.
User ratings: 1,659
Average rating: 8.2
The Revenge
George takes revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit and was rude to him, and Jerry and Kramer take revenge on a dry cleaner after Jerry accuses him of stealing $1,500 from his laundry bag.
User ratings: 1,685
Average rating: 8.4
The Heart Attack
George thinks he suffered a heart attack, only to discover inflamed tonsils instead, and seeks alternative medicine to help him.
User ratings: 1,696
Average rating: 8.0
The Deal
Jerry and Elaine believe that they have found a fool-proof way to start having sex again but still remain just friends, but they quickly start encountering problems.
User ratings: 1,647
Average rating: 8.4
The Baby Shower
Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident.
User ratings: 1,659
Average rating: 7.6
The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.
User ratings: 2,150
Average rating: 8.8
The Busboy
George tries to apologize to a busboy after one of his comments got him fired, but he only makes things worse. Elaine tries to get one of her male friends out of her house.
User ratings: 1,638
Average rating: 7.8
The Note
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.
User ratings: 1,677
Average rating: 8.3
The Truth
A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry.
User ratings: 1,547
Average rating: 7.9
The Pen
Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."
User ratings: 1,713
Average rating: 8.4
The Dog
Jerry is forced to care for the disobedient dog of a man he met on a plane.
User ratings: 1,891
Average rating: 7.4
The Library
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.
User ratings: 1,913
Average rating: 8.7
The Parking Garage
The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked.
User ratings: 2,235
Average rating: 8.9
The Cafe
Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.
User ratings: 1,580
Average rating: 8.6
The Tape
George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.
User ratings: 1,691
Average rating: 8.8
The Nose Job
Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.
User ratings: 1,576
Average rating: 8.1
The Stranded
Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George had an office romance.
User ratings: 1,606
Average rating: 7.5
The Alternate Side
Jerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block.
User ratings: 1,577
Average rating: 8.4
The Red Dot
George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater.
User ratings: 1,617
Average rating: 8.5
The Subway
Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overheard a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.
User ratings: 2,002
Average rating: 8.9
The Pez Dispenser
Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club.
User ratings: 1,616
Average rating: 8.6
The Suicide
After a suicide attempt by Jerry's neighbor lands him in a coma, Jerry begins a relationship with his girlfriend. George visits a psychic who predicts trouble on his upcoming trip. Elaine agonizes over having to fast before surgery.
User ratings: 1,443
Average rating: 7.7
The Fix Up
Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.
User ratings: 1,573
Average rating: 8.5
The Boyfriend
Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression, but after being introduced to Elaine, Keith breaks his date with Jerry to make one with her.
User ratings: 2,055
Average rating: 8.9
The Boyfriend
Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemployment checks, while the illustrated JFK "second spitter theory" is further investigated.
User ratings: 1,638
Average rating: 8.8
The Limo
Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.
User ratings: 2,217
Average rating: 9.0
The Good Samaritan
Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice.
User ratings: 1,437
Average rating: 8.1
The Letter
Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game.
User ratings: 1,408
Average rating: 8.1
The Parking Space
Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George gets into a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Everyone on the street debates parking etiquette.
User ratings: 1,508
Average rating: 8.4
The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary.
User ratings: 1,475
Average rating: 8.6
The Trip: Part 1
When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.
User ratings: 1,485
Average rating: 8.3
The Trip: Part 2
Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. After he is exonerated, Jerry, George, and he return to New York.
User ratings: 1,493
Average rating: 8.5
The Pitch
NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later Newman receives a speeding ticket.
User ratings: 1,521
Average rating: 8.8
The Ticket
Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.
User ratings: 1,373
Average rating: 8.5
The Wallet
Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet has been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.
User ratings: 1,366
Average rating: 8.2
The Watch
Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from her psychotherapist with Kramer's help.
User ratings: 1,354
Average rating: 8.2
The Bubble Boy
On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.
User ratings: 2,172
Average rating: 8.9
The Cheever Letters
Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.
User ratings: 1,508
Average rating: 8.6
The Opera
Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder.
User ratings: 1,482
Average rating: 8.3
The Virgin
Jerry finds out his girlfriend is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line.
User ratings: 1,405
Average rating: 8.3
The Contest
George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.
User ratings: 4,072
Average rating: 9.6
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport.
User ratings: 2,042
Average rating: 9.0
The Pick
George lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after she sees what appears to be Jerry picking his nose while driving. Elaine decides to send out Christmas cards with her picture on them, and accidentally chooses a revealing shot.
User ratings: 1,529
Average rating: 8.6
The Movie
Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple miscommunication causes the four to keep missing each other at two different theaters.
User ratings: 1,420
Average rating: 8.3
The Visa
George meets an attractive lawyer, Cheryl, who is impressed by his sense of humor. George attempts to keep Elaine and Jerry from meeting Cheryl, believing that Jerry's sense of humor will eclipse him. Babu Bhatt, the former restaurant owner who Jerry helped drive out of business in "The Cafe" (Season 3), has trouble with the INS because Babu's visa renewal was accidentally delivered to Jerry.
User ratings: 1,348
Average rating: 8.3
The Shoes
Elaine cant seem to figure out why her shoes are a subject of conversation. Jerry and George pitch their pilot to NBC, but the deal is nearly jinxed when George takes a peek at the cleavage of the NBC president's daughter.
User ratings: 1,403
Average rating: 8.4
The Outing
A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay.
User ratings: 2,713
Average rating: 9.4
The Old Man
After hearing that Elaine has volunteered to help out with the elderly, George and Jerry decide that it sounds like fun and volunteer as well. None of them cope very well. Jerry's charge is about as crotchety as can be and doesn't want him around. George simply can't relate to the old man he's been assigned. Elaine can't quite with her old woman's physical deformity. George and Newman meanwhile decide to try and make money by selling old record albums - those that belong to others.
User ratings: 1,462
Average rating: 8.2
The Implant
Jerry insists that his new girlfriend has implants. But she keeps insisting that they're "real and spectacular". The mystery goes even deeper when Elaine meets her in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts.
User ratings: 1,530
Average rating: 8.7
The Junior Mint
Elaine decides to visit her former boyfriend, who is in the hospital for a serious operation; Jeamer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry had a date with a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
User ratings: 1,934
Average rating: 8.9
The Smelly Car
Jerry is appalled at the smell in his car. He thinks it's the restaurant valet parking that's responsible but no matter what he tries, he can't get rid of it. Worst of all, the smell has attached itself to him and to Elaine who rode in the car with him. Now others are starting to make comments on their personal hygiene. George runs into into his old girlfriend Susan in the video store. She holding hands with her new girlfriend. It immediately makes her more attractive to him though he's convinced that he's driven her to becoming a lesbian. Kramer however seems to have little trouble getting it on with the girlfriend however.
User ratings: 1,481
Average rating: 8.6
The Handicap Spot
At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman.
User ratings: 1,362
Average rating: 8.5
The Pilot
"Jerry," the television pilot, gets cast and finally airs. Elaine tries to discourage Dalrymple's romantic pursuit.
User ratings: 1,572
Average rating: 8.8
The Mango
Elaine makes a startling confession.
User ratings: 1,549
Average rating: 8.7
The Puffy Shirt
Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.
User ratings: 2,093
Average rating: 9.0
The Glasses
George loses his glasses at the health club.
User ratings: 1,420
Average rating: 8.5
The Sniffing Accountant
The gang gets suspicious of their accountant.
User ratings: 1,390
Average rating: 8.3
The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are asked to be godparents.
User ratings: 1,484
Average rating: 8.2
The Lip Reader
George decides to use Jerry's girlfriend to spy on his friends by having her read their lips. Kramer claims he can also read lips and tries to prove it.
User ratings: 1,412
Average rating: 8.6
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store.
User ratings: 1,662
Average rating: 8.6
The Barber
With Jerry going to be "sold" at a bachelor auction organized by Elaine, he gives in to her demand that he get a haircut. He doesn't trust his regular barber Enzo so he makes a point of going on his day off so that the younger Gino can cut his hair, Unfortunately, Enzo is there and insists on taking care of his best customers. When Jerry tries to get Gino to fix the results, Enzo learns of it and launches a vendetta. George thinks he has a job but the interviewer was cut off mid-sentence and he's not sure what to do. He decides to just show up at his new office.
User ratings: 1,411
Average rating: 8.4
The Masseuse
Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.
User ratings: 1,310
Average rating: 8.0
The Cigar Store Indian
Jerry and Elaine visit George at his parents home in Queens while his parents are away. Elaine is forced to take the subway after Jerry takes George to an antique dealer to repair a table Jerry has damaged. There, Jerry decides to make amends and buys Elaine a gift - a full-sized cigar store Indian. He delivers it to her flat but doesn't realize something about one of Elaine's guests. George meanwhile strikes up a friendship with a woman and invites her to the house. Problems ensue when his parents get back home. Kramer pursues his idea of a coffee table book about coffee tables.
User ratings: 1,497
Average rating: 8.5
The Conversion
George changes his religion to Latvuan Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.
User ratings: 1,328
Average rating: 8.3
The Stall
Elaine has a problem when she goes to the washroom at the movie theatre but realizes too late there is no toilet paper. She asks the woman in the next stall for some paper but the woman refuses. She never sees the woman and is outraged that she wouldn't pass her any. It turns out the woman is Jerry's new girlfriend Jane and when Jerry hears both sides of the story, he does his best to keep the two of them apart. Kramer has taken a liking to phone sex, but the voice at the other end of the line is oddly familiar. George becomes friends with Elaine's new boyfriend Tony. Elaine realizes Tony's a 'mimbo', a male bimbo but, but George thinks is the coolest guy he's ever met.
User ratings: 1,530
Average rating: 8.7
The Dinner Party
Everyone is invited to a party and Elaine insists, much to George's displeasure, that they bring something. She and Jerry decide to get something at the bakery but they forget to take a number which leads to a long wait. When they finally get served they realize, too late, that there's a hair in cake. George and Kramer meanwhile head to the liquor store to get a bottle of wine. When the owner says he can't break a $100 bill, they set out to find some change. When they finally get the wine, they find that they've been blocked in by someone who has double parked.
User ratings: 1,344
Average rating: 8.4
The Marine Biologist
George starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.
User ratings: 2,536
Average rating: 9.3
The Pie
While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks.
User ratings: 1,405
Average rating: 8.6
The Stand-In
Kramer gets a job with Mickey as a TV stand-in. Jerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their first date he takes "it" out.
User ratings: 1,304
Average rating: 7.9
The Wife
While Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries to decipher whether a guy at the gym likes her and simultaneously tries to keep him from reporting George to the manager for peeing in the shower; and Kramer prepares to meet his girlfriend, Anna's parents.
User ratings: 1,299
Average rating: 8.2
The Raincoats
Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List", where Newman oversees them making out.
User ratings: 1,352
Average rating: 8.6
The Fire
Kramer pitches his idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables and Elaine's co-worker Toby just loves it. In fact the bubbly and effusive Toby is also in competition with Elaine to fill the vacant senior editor position. Kramer takes Toby to see Jerry's act but she heckle's him from the audience. An outraged Jerry later visits her at the office and gets his revenge, though it also leads to an accident that makes him out to be the bad guy. George's new girlfriend has a son and he agrees to help out at his birthday party. He overreacts somewhat to a fire in the kitchen showing a side of his character that she does not like.
User ratings: 1,527
Average rating: 8.8
The Hamptons
The gang goes to the Hamptons for the weekend to visit Elaine's friends' new baby.
User ratings: 2,131
Average rating: 9.1
The Opposite
George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets the coffee table book published.
User ratings: 2,923
Average rating: 9.6
The Chaperone
Jerry dates a Miss America contestant. Kramer tags along.
User ratings: 1,322
Average rating: 8.2
The Big Salad
Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. George thinks Elaine gave his girlfriend an incorrect thank you when it was actually George who paid for Elaine's lunch. Elaine flirts with a stationery store employee and thinks that she may have sent him the wrong message.
User ratings: 1,356
Average rating: 8.3
The Pledge Drive
Kramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt. Elaine accidentally tells the high talker a secret. Mr Pitt eats a Snickers bar with utensils.
User ratings: 1,315
Average rating: 8.4
The Chinese Woman
George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.
User ratings: 1,295
Average rating: 8.3
The Couch
Jerry's new couch is completely ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition. Kramer decides to start up his own new pizza business. George joins a book club but instead of reading the book he watches the movie.
User ratings: 1,282
Average rating: 8.3
The Gymnast
Jerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after Bed sex; George's girlfriend's mom catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone.
User ratings: 1,324
Average rating: 8.4
The Soup
Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bounder from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh.
User ratings: 1,292
Average rating: 8.3
The Mom and Pop Store
George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio quiz, enabling Mr. Pitt to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to solve the mystery of whether or not he's invited to Tim Whatley's annual Pre-Thanksgiving party.
User ratings: 1,247
Average rating: 8.2
The Secretary
George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.
User ratings: 1,227
Average rating: 8.3
The Race
A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.
User ratings: 2,004
Average rating: 9.0
The Switch
Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs but he meets her roommate who does, so Jerry decides he would like to make "the switch." George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. He needs proof so he meets Kramer's mother, who's a bathroom matron. While there he finds out Kramer's first name, Cosmo. Kramer decides it is time to be himself and begins to use his first name. George has the perfect plan for "the switch," a menage a trois.
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Average rating: 9.0
The Label Maker
Tim Whatley gives Jerry a label maker as a thank you for his Super Bowl tickets. George is uncomfortable with his girlfriend's male roommate. Kramer and Newman play a game of Risk.
User ratings: 1,300
Average rating: 8.7
The Scofflaw
When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. Of course George can keep a secret for about two seconds. Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. She goes out of her way to let him know otherwise, which seems to defeat the purpose of it all. Kramer has a run-in with the local beat cop who tells him there's someone in the neighborhood who has amassed parking tickets for years. Kramer figures out just who that is.
User ratings: 1,217
Average rating: 8.3
Highlights of a Hundred
For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previous episodes: the idea for a show about nothing; the smelly car; the puffy shirt; the astronaut pen; Jerry's hair; George's lack of hair; Mulva; Jerry's virgin girlfriend; the Hernandez incident; the outing; the masters of their domain; the bubble boy - are only a few of the episodes included.
User ratings: 1,325
Average rating: 7.3
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality; George is upset when his blind date turns out to be bald; Jerry braces for a lie detector test
User ratings: 1,229
Average rating: 8.4
The Kiss Hello
Jerry dislikes Elaine's friend Wendy because she gives him a kiss on the cheek every time they meet. Wendy sports a somewhat dated hair style and neither Jerry nor Elaine really have the nerve to tell her so they come up with the perfect solution: introduce her to Kramer who is bound to blurt out some inappropriate comment. It doesn't quite go as planned. Kramer has decided that everyone in the building would be nicer to each other if they knew everyone's name and so puts up photos in the lobby. Soon Jerry has every woman in the building kissing him hello. He tries to stop it but faces dire consequences. George has a problem when he misses an appointment with Wendy and she wants to charge anyways. Jerry gets his parents arguing with his uncle Leo after revealing a family secret.
User ratings: 1,210
Average rating: 8.4
The Doorman
Jerry is inconvenieced by a tenacious doorman at an apartment building; Kramer robs George on the street to put on a show for a group of German tourists.
User ratings: 1,289
Average rating: 8.5
The Jimmy
Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.
User ratings: 1,995
Average rating: 9.0
The Doodle
George dates a girl from Elaine's art class and wonders whether or not her humorous caricature of him is a sign that she likes him or not. Thanks to Newman's fleas, Jerry's visiting parents are forced to stay in Elaine's luxury hotel room. Elaine gets a potential job offer but accidentally leaves the manuscript in Jerry's flea-infested apartment.
User ratings: 1,195
Average rating: 8.5
The Fusilli Jerry
Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates; Jerry becomes disturbed when he finds out that his mechanic used his personal sex move on Elaine.
User ratings: 1,694
Average rating: 8.9
The Diplomat's Club
Jerry's simple airport meeting turns into a nightmare thanks to his incompetent agent; Kramer gets into hot water when he gambled with a rich Texan.
User ratings: 1,185
Average rating: 8.2
The Face Painter
Jerry gets tickets to a Rangers-Devils playoff game from Alec Berg, someone he and Elaine dislike. When George opts not to go Elaine gets Jerry's okay to bring her boyfriend Puddy. No is quite prepared for Puddy's level of enthusiasm however. George didn't go to the game so he could keep a date with his new girlfriend Siena. He decides to take a leap of faith and tells her he loves her. Her response is not quite what he was hoping for. When Jerry fails to call Berg the next day to thank him, he suddenly finds himself getting the cold shoulder.
User ratings: 1,284
Average rating: 8.5
The Understudy
Jerry begins to date a girl who is an understudy for Bette Midler in her new Broadway musical, Rochelle, Rochelle. Jerry, George and Kramer all play on the Improv softball team and happen to be playing against the cast and crew of Rochelle, Rochelle. Kramer fawns over Bette and Jerry's girlfriend cries about her frankfurter falling on the ground but not about her grandmother dying.
User ratings: 1,239
Average rating: 8.2
The Engagement
Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that keeps barking. Meanwhile, George gets back together with Susan Ross, proposes to her, then begins to have seconds thoughts about it. Jerry breaks up with Malanie because of her peculiar eating habits and Kramer's solution to help Elaine includes Newman, a van and a case of dog-napping.
User ratings: 1,328
Average rating: 8.7
The Postponement
George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the engagement; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.
User ratings: 1,184
Average rating: 8.4
The Maestro
Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin.
User ratings: 1,249
Average rating: 8.2
The Wink
Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.
User ratings: 1,373
Average rating: 8.8
The Hot Tub
George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez, and Elaine has writer's block.
User ratings: 1,345
Average rating: 8.8
The Soup Nazi
A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.
User ratings: 3,527
Average rating: 9.6
The Secret Code
Elaine ropes Jerry and George into having dinner with her and her boss Peterman but after she and Jerry get out of it, George is left with him on his own. It all turns into a fiasco when Peterman learns that his mother is on her deathbed. Her last words are puzzling to him but not to George. Meanwhile, Kramer buys a police scanner and is convinced he can help the New York fire department select faster routes as they respond to alarms.
User ratings: 1,256
Average rating: 8.5
The Pool Guy
Kramer is seeking sponsors for an upcoming AIDS walk but plays poker all night just before and refuses to wear an AIDS-awareness ribbon. Jerry happily sponsors Kramer for the walk, especially after Kramer's list has the phone number of an attractive woman he's recently met. Elaine meanwhile is upset to learn that her preferred contraceptive method, the sponge, had been taken off the market. She manages to find some but knowing there will be no more available must decide if future partners are sponge-worthy.
User ratings: 1,223
Average rating: 8.5
The Sponge
After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.
User ratings: 1,305
Average rating: 8.5
The Gum
George is unhappy that Lloyd Braun - the son his mother wishes she had - is back. He takes delight in spreading the news that Lloyd had a breakdown after managing an unsuccessful political campaign. George's attempts to discredit Lloyd lead others to think George is the one who's a bit off. Elaine and Jerry try to avoid Lloyd: Elaine, because they used to date; and Jerry, because Lloyd keeps attempting to get him to try a new gum. Meanwhile, George has trouble with his car after a former neighbor fiddles with the engine; and Kramer gets involved with the restoration of an old theater.
User ratings: 1,465
Average rating: 8.8
The Rye
After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.
User ratings: 1,711
Average rating: 9.0
The Caddy
Elaine plots a little revenge against old nemesis Sue Ellen Mishckie who many years before had lured Elaine's boyfriend away by going bra-less. It seems fitting that she would give her a bra as a present which she takes to wearing as a top. George meanwhile is trying to finagle a promotion at work and leaves his car there to have his bosses think that he's putting in a lot of extra hours. In fact he's off for the weekend with his girlfriend and gets Jerry to make sure there are no fliers on the windshield. Jerry and Kramer take the car to be washed but on the way back to the parking lot, see the bra-wearing Sue Ellen walking down the street. Kramer sues the woman after he's injured in the ensuring crash, affecting his golf game.
User ratings: 1,289
Average rating: 8.7
The Seven
George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.
User ratings: 1,156
Average rating: 8.3
The Cadillac
Jerry purchases a new Cadillac for his parents; George questions his relationship with Susan after Elaine's friend sets him up with actress Marisa Tomei. The retirement community impeached Marty over the new Cadillac that Jerry bought him; George bombs with Marisa Tomei after revealing his engagement.
User ratings: 1,312
Average rating: 8.6
The Shower Head
Jerry appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno but his jokes about his uncle Leo don't go over very well. Jerry's parents are in town after the fiasco at their condo and are living in Leo's apartment. Jerry is desperate to get them to go back to Florida. George decides that he too would like a buffer between himself and his parents and does his best to convince them they too should also be living in Florida. At work, Peterman tells Elaine she can't go to Africa with him after she tests positive for drugs. Kramer is upset when the apartment managers begin installing low flow shower heads.
User ratings: 1,194
Average rating: 8.6
The Doll
After Elaine mentions in passing that she took a photo in Tuscany of a shop called Costanza, Frank is convinced that he has found his long lost cousin Carlo. George learns that Frank has converted his old bedroom into a pool room, though the room itself may be a bit too small. George freaks out when he sees Susan's doll collection which includes one that is the spitting image of his mother. Jerry meanwhile runs into an old acquaintance, Sally Weaver, who seems to have the knack of ruining his plans for appearing on a talk show.
User ratings: 1,167
Average rating: 8.3
The Friars Club
Jerry is up for membership at the Friars Club and he invites George, Susan and her friend Hallie for dinner. He arrives without a jacket, which the club conveniently provides but he forgets to return it when he leaves. It all leads to a round of the jacket disappearing and then reappearing as people keep borrowing it and then sending it off to be cleaned. It all puts Jerry's membership at the club in doubt. Elaine meanwhile thinks a new employee at her work, Bob, is faking a hearing impairment to avoid having to do any work.
User ratings: 1,149
Average rating: 8.0
The Wig Master
George is amazed at having found a relatively inexpensive parking lot. When Kramer finds a used condom in the car however, George check out the lot a little more carefully and finds the owner may be making use of the parked cars for a little extracurricular income. Jerry is miffed at a salesman in a high end clothing store but Elaine gets along fabulously with him, even getting a discount on an expensive dress - or so the hopes. George's fiancé Susan has a friend staying with her and George, the wig master for a musical production. George and Jerry aren't keen on the guy.
User ratings: 1,177
Average rating: 8.3
The Calzone
After Yankees' owner George Steinrenner takes a liking to George's calzone, the two of them start having lunch at one o'clock every day. George gets into a bit of trouble however at the restaurant when the server thinks he's stealing money from the tip jar. He tries to get Newman to buy the sandwiches for him since the restaurant is on his mail route, but it falls apart when Newman calls in sick on a rainy day. Kramer doesn't have much luck either. Kramer has taken to warming his clothes before wearing them.
User ratings: 1,668
Average rating: 9.0
The Bottle Deposit
A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.
User ratings: 1,624
Average rating: 8.9
The Wait Out
A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearing jeans.
User ratings: 1,154
Average rating: 8.5
The Invitations
George is as his wits end - his wedding day is approaching and he just knows he'll be unhappy for the rest of his life if he goes ahead with it. He tries smoking in front of Susan but that doesn't work. Kramer suggests that he insult her by asking for a pre-nup but that doesn't work either. Licking the envelopes for their wedding invitations presents a solution to George's dilemma. Meanwhile, Elaine isn't happy about not being part of the wedding party. George is okay with the idea but Susan won't hear of it. Jerry is daydreaming when he's saved from walking in front of a car by Jeannie Steinfeld. He thinks he's met his soul mate and is in love but soon realizes why.
User ratings: 1,634
Average rating: 8.8
The Foundation
George enjoys the single life. Elaine takes over the catalog when J. Peterman suddenly goes missing. Kramer is taking karate lessons.
User ratings: 1,181
Average rating: 8.4
The Soul Mate
George thinks the Board of Directors are talking behind his back. Kramer has a crush on Jerry's new girlfriend. Elaine doesn't see the big deal in having a baby.
User ratings: 1,148
Average rating: 8.2
The Bizarro Jerry
George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.
User ratings: 2,081
Average rating: 9.2
The Little Kicks
Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer.
User ratings: 1,819
Average rating: 9.0
The Package
A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.
User ratings: 1,252
Average rating: 8.8
The Fatigues
Jerry's new girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania. Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer. George tries to study up on risk management. Elaine promotes a man she is afraid to fire.
User ratings: 1,162
Average rating: 8.3
The Checks
Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. George and Jerry pitch their pilot to Japanese TV executives.
User ratings: 1,178
Average rating: 8.3
The Chicken Roaster
Kramer is upset when a Kenny Rogers chicken restaurant opens across the street from the apartment building. He thinks that it will never succeed but when Newman raves about it, Kramer is soon addicted. The other problem he has is the neon lighting that bathes his apartment in a bright red glow. He's soon moved in with Jerry but the two of them start to undergo a personality transplant. Elaine gets into trouble with the company accountant when she starts putting personal items on her company credit card including a ridiculously expensive sable hat for George. Jerry's old college friend blows off an important meeting to have lunch with Jerry.
User ratings: 1,928
Average rating: 9.1
The Abstinence
Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.
User ratings: 1,738
Average rating: 9.1
The Andrea Doria
A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.
User ratings: 1,172
Average rating: 8.5
The Little Jerry
Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.
User ratings: 1,293
Average rating: 8.5
The Money
Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.
User ratings: 1,107
Average rating: 7.9
The Comeback
George tries to come up with a good comeback after someone insults him. Elaine falls in love with a mysterious employee at the video store. Kramer wants to die a certain way. Jerry takes advice from a tennis player who stinks.
User ratings: 1,399
Average rating: 8.8
The Van Buren Boys
Kramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.
User ratings: 1,171
Average rating: 8.2
The Susie
Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gambles on a basketball game, but the bookie can't pay him.
User ratings: 1,296
Average rating: 8.7
The Pothole
Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet. George loses his car keys in a newly paved pothole. Elaine orders food from a restaurant that refuses to deliver to her area. Kramer adopts a highway.
User ratings: 1,289
Average rating: 8.8
The English Patient
Elaine is dragged to see the movie "The English Patient" on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.
User ratings: 1,318
Average rating: 8.7
The Nap
George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress.
User ratings: 1,566
Average rating: 8.9
The Yada Yada
George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a baby. Kramer and Mickey fight over two women.
User ratings: 1,995
Average rating: 9.0
The Millennium
Kramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their millenium parties.
User ratings: 1,179
Average rating: 8.3
The Muffin Tops
Elaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins.
User ratings: 1,330
Average rating: 8.6
The Summer of George
Unemployed again, George decides to have a "memorable" summer. Jerry's new girlfriend has another dude. Kramer wins a Tony Award. A new girl at work is hostile towards Elaine.
User ratings: 1,320
Average rating: 8.7
The Butter Shave
Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.
User ratings: 1,348
Average rating: 8.6
The Voice
George's colleagues try to force him to leave. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy.
User ratings: 1,385
Average rating: 8.6
The Serenity Now
Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.
User ratings: 1,876
Average rating: 9.0
The Blood
Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.
User ratings: 1,235
Average rating: 8.4
The Junk Mail
Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are avoiding him. Jerry can't find it in his heart to reject a gift from an old school friend.
User ratings: 1,186
Average rating: 8.2
The Merv Griffin Show
George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment.
User ratings: 2,081
Average rating: 9.1
The Slicer
Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.
User ratings: 1,254
Average rating: 8.6
The Betrayal
Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.
User ratings: 2,183
Average rating: 9.0
The Apology
George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phobe.
User ratings: 1,199
Average rating: 8.4
The Strike
Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charity. Elaine gives a fake number to a man.
User ratings: 1,851
Average rating: 8.9
The Dealership
Jerry looks to buy a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. George tries to find a snack. Kramer test drives a car.
User ratings: 1,324
Average rating: 8.7
The Reverse Peephole
Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry is through with wallets.
User ratings: 1,245
Average rating: 8.5
The Cartoon
Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing cartoons for the New Yorker.
User ratings: 1,182
Average rating: 8.1
The Strongbox
George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox.
User ratings: 1,198
Average rating: 8.1
The Wizard
Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.
User ratings: 1,116
Average rating: 8.2
The Burning
Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.
User ratings: 1,492
Average rating: 8.6
The Bookstore
George is forced to buy a book he brought into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shop lifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.
User ratings: 1,160
Average rating: 8.5
The Frogger
George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake:
User ratings: 1,757
Average rating: 9.0
The Maid
Jerry gets into romance with his maid; George struggles to get the nickname "T-Bone" around the office; Elaine searches for a new telephone number.
User ratings: 1,155
Average rating: 8.2
The Puerto Rican Day
Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.
User ratings: 1,245
Average rating: 8.2
The Chronicle
Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.
User ratings: 1,089
Average rating: 8.1
The Finale
After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.
User ratings: 2,089
Average rating: 7.7
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