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South Park

1997-2017
Seasons: 22
Episodes: 292
User ratings: 288,537
Average rating: 8.7

Animation, Comedy

Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

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Episodes details table

S01E00
Unaired Pilot
2003-06-03
Cartman wakes up and realizes he was abducted by aliens after hearing it from his friends. He is in major denial at first though, but even Chef is a believer.
User ratings: 266
Average rating: 7.7
S01E01
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
1997-08-13
Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.
User ratings: 2,725
Average rating: 8.2
S01E02
Weight Gain 4000
1997-08-20
Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
User ratings: 2,155
Average rating: 7.8
S01E03
Volcano
1997-08-27
The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.
User ratings: 2,056
Average rating: 7.9
S01E04
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
1997-09-03
Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
User ratings: 1,984
Average rating: 7.8
S01E05
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
1997-09-10
Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
User ratings: 1,855
Average rating: 7.7
S01E06
Death
1997-09-17
Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
User ratings: 1,913
Average rating: 8.2
S01E07
Pinkeye
1997-10-29
The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothera judged a costume contest.
User ratings: 1,986
Average rating: 8.5
S01E08
Starvin' Marvin
1997-11-19
The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
User ratings: 1,915
Average rating: 8.2
S01E09
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
1997-12-17
The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
User ratings: 1,931
Average rating: 8.3
S01E10
Damien
1998-02-04
The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
User ratings: 1,776
Average rating: 8.1
S01E11
Tom's Rhinoplasty
1998-02-11
Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.
User ratings: 1,771
Average rating: 8.1
S01E12
Mecha-Streisand
1998-02-18
Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
User ratings: 1,822
Average rating: 7.8
S01E13
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
1998-02-25
Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.
User ratings: 2,149
Average rating: 8.7
S02E01
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
1998-04-01
Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
User ratings: 1,964
Average rating: 6.6
S02E02
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
1998-04-22
The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.
User ratings: 1,860
Average rating: 8.5
S02E03
Ike's Wee Wee
1998-05-20
Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
User ratings: 1,705
Average rating: 8.2
S02E04
Chickenlover
1998-05-27
Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.
User ratings: 1,736
Average rating: 8.2
S02E05
Conjoined Fetus Lady
1998-06-03
The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.
User ratings: 1,617
Average rating: 7.9
S02E06
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
1998-06-10
The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
User ratings: 1,607
Average rating: 7.8
S02E07
City on the Edge of Forever
1998-06-17
As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.
User ratings: 1,611
Average rating: 7.6
S02E08
Summer Sucks
1998-06-24
Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.
User ratings: 1,515
Average rating: 7.7
S02E09
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
1998-08-19
Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
User ratings: 1,573
Average rating: 7.8
S02E10
Chickenpox
1998-08-26
The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.
User ratings: 1,537
Average rating: 8.1
S02E11
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
1998-09-02
The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.
User ratings: 1,510
Average rating: 7.8
S02E12
Clubhouses
1998-09-23
Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.
User ratings: 1,487
Average rating: 8.1
S02E13
Cow Days
1998-09-30
All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
User ratings: 1,472
Average rating: 7.8
S02E14
Chef Aid
1998-10-07
The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.
User ratings: 1,535
Average rating: 8.0
S02E15
Spookyfish
1998-10-28
Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
User ratings: 1,734
Average rating: 8.6
S02E16
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
1998-12-09
Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
User ratings: 1,568
Average rating: 8.2
S02E17
Gnomes
1998-12-16
A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.
User ratings: 1,681
Average rating: 8.5
S02E18
Prehistoric Ice Man
1999-01-20
Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.
User ratings: 1,539
Average rating: 8.1
S03E01
Rainforest Shmainforest
1999-04-07
The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.
User ratings: 1,873
Average rating: 8.5
S03E02
Spontaneous Combustion
1999-04-14
Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
User ratings: 1,566
Average rating: 8.3
S03E03
The Succubus
1999-04-21
The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
User ratings: 1,619
Average rating: 8.1
S03E04
Jakovasaurs
1999-06-16
A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
User ratings: 1,618
Average rating: 6.7
S03E05
Tweek vs. Craig
1999-06-23
The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.
User ratings: 1,548
Average rating: 7.8
S03E06
Sexual Harassment Panda
1999-07-07
South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
User ratings: 1,687
Average rating: 8.4
S03E07
Cat Orgy
1999-07-14
Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
User ratings: 1,548
Average rating: 8.1
S03E08
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
1999-07-21
Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
User ratings: 1,498
Average rating: 8.2
S03E09
Jewbilee
1999-07-28
Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
User ratings: 1,413
Average rating: 7.6
S03E10
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
1999-10-27
The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
User ratings: 1,629
Average rating: 8.0
S03E11
Chinpokomon
1999-11-03
The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
User ratings: 1,937
Average rating: 8.8
S03E12
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
1999-11-10
The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
User ratings: 1,433
Average rating: 8.1
S03E13
Starvin' Marvin in Space
1999-11-17
The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
User ratings: 1,437
Average rating: 8.2
S03E14
The Red Badge of Gayness
1999-11-24
A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
User ratings: 1,530
Average rating: 8.4
S03E15
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
1999-12-01
Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
User ratings: 1,504
Average rating: 7.4
S03E16
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
1999-12-29
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
User ratings: 1,405
Average rating: 8.0
S03E17
World Wide Recorder Concert
2000-01-12
The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
User ratings: 1,397
Average rating: 8.2
S04E01
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
2000-04-05
The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
User ratings: 1,533
Average rating: 8.3
S04E02
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
2000-04-12
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
User ratings: 1,655
Average rating: 8.7
S04E03
Timmy 2000
2000-04-19
A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
User ratings: 1,509
Average rating: 8.3
S04E04
Quintuplets 2000
2000-04-26
The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
User ratings: 1,396
Average rating: 7.5
S04E05
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
2000-06-21
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
User ratings: 2,216
Average rating: 9.0
S04E06
Cherokee Hair Tampons
2000-06-28
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
User ratings: 1,422
Average rating: 8.2
S04E07
Chef Goes Nanners
2000-07-05
Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
User ratings: 1,457
Average rating: 8.3
S04E08
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
2000-07-12
Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
User ratings: 1,493
Average rating: 8.2
S04E09
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
2000-07-19
The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
User ratings: 1,517
Average rating: 8.4
S04E10
Probably
2000-07-26
Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
User ratings: 1,437
Average rating: 8.4
S04E11
4th Grade
2000-11-08
The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
User ratings: 1,424
Average rating: 8.2
S04E12
Trapper Keeper
2000-11-15
Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
User ratings: 1,457
Average rating: 8.2
S04E13
Helen Keller! The Musical
2000-11-22
Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
User ratings: 1,374
Average rating: 7.9
S04E14
Pip
2000-11-29
Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
User ratings: 1,541
Average rating: 7.0
S04E15
Fat Camp
2000-12-06
Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
User ratings: 1,640
Average rating: 8.6
S04E16
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
2000-12-13
The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
User ratings: 1,814
Average rating: 8.8
S04E17
A Very Crappy Christmas
2000-12-20
When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
User ratings: 1,325
Average rating: 7.6
S05E01
It Hits the Fan
2001-06-20
Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
User ratings: 1,682
Average rating: 8.5
S05E02
Cripple Fight
2001-06-27
The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
User ratings: 1,615
Average rating: 8.4
S05E03
Super Best Friends
2001-07-04
Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
User ratings: 1,532
Average rating: 8.4
S05E04
Scott Tenorman Must Die
2001-07-11
Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
User ratings: 5,805
Average rating: 9.6
S05E05
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
2001-07-18
The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
User ratings: 1,401
Average rating: 7.2
S05E06
Cartmanland
2001-07-25
Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
User ratings: 2,184
Average rating: 8.9
S05E07
Proper Condom Use
2001-08-01
Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
User ratings: 1,654
Average rating: 8.6
S05E08
Towelie
2001-08-08
The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
User ratings: 1,798
Average rating: 8.4
S05E09
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
2001-11-07
The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
User ratings: 1,667
Average rating: 8.0
S05E10
How to Eat with Your Butt
2001-11-14
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
User ratings: 1,549
Average rating: 8.1
S05E11
The Entity
2001-11-21
Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
User ratings: 1,490
Average rating: 8.3
S05E12
Here Comes the Neighborhood
2001-11-28
A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
User ratings: 1,489
Average rating: 8.2
S05E13
Kenny Dies
2001-12-05
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
User ratings: 2,113
Average rating: 8.9
S05E14
Butters' Very Own Episode
2001-12-12
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
User ratings: 2,269
Average rating: 8.9
S06E01
Jared Has Aides
2002-03-06
Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.
User ratings: 1,542
Average rating: 8.2
S06E02
Asspen
2002-03-13
The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
User ratings: 1,767
Average rating: 8.4
S06E03
Freak Strike
2002-03-20
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
User ratings: 1,464
Average rating: 8.1
S06E04
Fun with Veal
2002-03-27
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
User ratings: 1,451
Average rating: 8.1
S06E05
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
2002-04-03
The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
User ratings: 1,614
Average rating: 8.2
S06E06
Professor Chaos
2002-04-10
After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
User ratings: 1,676
Average rating: 8.6
S06E07
The Simpsons Already Did It
2002-06-26
Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
User ratings: 2,243
Average rating: 8.9
S06E08
Red Hot Catholic Love
2002-07-03
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
User ratings: 1,612
Average rating: 8.3
S06E09
Free Hat
2002-07-10
The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
User ratings: 1,601
Average rating: 8.4
S06E10
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
2002-07-17
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
User ratings: 1,619
Average rating: 8.3
S06E11
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
2002-07-24
Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
User ratings: 1,624
Average rating: 8.6
S06E12
A Ladder to Heaven
2002-11-06
The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
User ratings: 1,829
Average rating: 8.8
S06E13
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
2002-11-13
The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
User ratings: 3,293
Average rating: 9.3
S06E14
The Death Camp of Tolerance
2002-11-20
Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
User ratings: 1,834
Average rating: 8.8
S06E15
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
2002-11-27
Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
User ratings: 1,779
Average rating: 8.7
S06E16
My Future Self n' Me
2002-12-04
A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
User ratings: 1,629
Average rating: 8.6
S06E17
Red Sleigh Down
2002-12-11
When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
User ratings: 1,473
Average rating: 8.1
S07E01
Cancelled
2003-03-19
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
User ratings: 1,721
Average rating: 8.5
S07E02
Krazy Kripples
2003-03-26
Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
User ratings: 1,565
Average rating: 8.3
S07E03
Toilet Paper
2003-04-02
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
User ratings: 1,567
Average rating: 8.4
S07E04
I'm a Little Bit Country
2003-04-09
The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
User ratings: 1,513
Average rating: 8.2
S07E05
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
2003-04-16
Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
User ratings: 1,769
Average rating: 8.5
S07E06
Lil' Crime Stoppers
2003-04-23
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
User ratings: 1,604
Average rating: 8.6
S07E07
Red Man's Greed
2003-04-30
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
User ratings: 1,389
Average rating: 7.7
S07E08
South Park Is Gay
2003-10-22
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
User ratings: 1,623
Average rating: 8.3
S07E09
Christian Rock Hard
2003-10-29
Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.
User ratings: 2,356
Average rating: 9.0
S07E10
Grey Dawn
2003-11-05
South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
User ratings: 1,458
Average rating: 8.3
S07E11
Casa Bonita
2003-11-12
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
User ratings: 2,587
Average rating: 9.2
S07E12
All About Mormons
2003-11-19
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
User ratings: 2,244
Average rating: 8.9
S07E13
Butt Out
2003-12-03
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
User ratings: 1,492
Average rating: 8.1
S07E14
Raisins
2003-12-10
Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
User ratings: 1,693
Average rating: 8.5
S07E15
It's Christmas in Canada
2003-12-17
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
User ratings: 1,402
Average rating: 7.8
S08E01
Good Times with Weapons
2004-03-17
The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
User ratings: 2,862
Average rating: 9.1
S08E02
Up the Down Steroid
2004-03-24
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
User ratings: 1,734
Average rating: 8.5
S08E03
The Passion of the Jew
2004-03-31
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
User ratings: 2,093
Average rating: 8.7
S08E04
You Got F'd in the A
2004-04-07
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
User ratings: 1,604
Average rating: 8.2
S08E05
AWESOM-O
2004-04-14
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
User ratings: 2,862
Average rating: 9.2
S08E06
The Jeffersons
2004-04-21
Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
User ratings: 1,920
Average rating: 8.6
S08E07
Goobacks
2004-04-28
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
User ratings: 1,741
Average rating: 8.5
S08E08
Douche and Turd
2004-10-27
Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
User ratings: 1,703
Average rating: 8.5
S08E09
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
2004-11-03
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
User ratings: 1,750
Average rating: 8.7
S08E10
Pre-School
2004-11-10
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
User ratings: 1,586
Average rating: 8.4
S08E11
Quest for Ratings
2004-11-17
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
User ratings: 1,526
Average rating: 8.4
S08E12
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
2004-12-01
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
User ratings: 1,806
Average rating: 8.6
S08E13
Cartman's Incredible Gift
2004-12-08
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
User ratings: 1,693
Average rating: 8.6
S08E14
Woodland Critter Christmas
2004-12-15
Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
User ratings: 2,939
Average rating: 9.1
S09E01
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
2005-03-09
Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
User ratings: 1,645
Average rating: 7.7
S09E02
Die Hippie, Die
2005-03-16
Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
User ratings: 2,022
Average rating: 8.8
S09E03
Wing
2005-03-23
The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
User ratings: 1,483
Average rating: 7.5
S09E04
Best Friends Forever
2005-03-30
Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
User ratings: 1,751
Average rating: 8.6
S09E05
The Losing Edge
2005-04-06
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
User ratings: 1,808
Average rating: 8.7
S09E06
The Death of Eric Cartman
2005-04-13
When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
User ratings: 2,450
Average rating: 9.1
S09E07
Erection Day
2005-04-20
Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
User ratings: 1,488
Average rating: 7.7
S09E08
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
2005-10-19
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
User ratings: 1,791
Average rating: 8.6
S09E09
Marjorine
2005-10-26
Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
User ratings: 1,831
Average rating: 8.8
S09E10
Follow That Egg
2005-11-02
Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill.
User ratings: 1,434
Average rating: 8.0
S09E11
Ginger Kids
2005-11-09
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
User ratings: 1,959
Average rating: 8.8
S09E12
Trapped in the Closet
2005-11-16
Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.
User ratings: 3,226
Average rating: 9.1
S09E13
Free Willzyx
2005-11-30
When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.
User ratings: 1,645
Average rating: 8.2
S09E14
Bloody Mary
2005-12-07
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
User ratings: 1,545
Average rating: 7.9
S10E01
The Return of Chef
2006-03-22
After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
User ratings: 1,830
Average rating: 8.2
S10E02
Smug Alert!
2006-03-29
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.
User ratings: 1,673
Average rating: 8.2
S10E03
Cartoon Wars: Part 1
2006-04-05
The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed.
User ratings: 2,030
Average rating: 8.7
S10E04
Cartoon Wars: Part 2
2006-04-12
Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to cancel Family Guy; The people of South Park bury their heads in sand pits to avoid watching the episode.
User ratings: 1,978
Average rating: 8.8
S10E05
A Million Little Fibers
2006-04-19
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?
User ratings: 2,094
Average rating: 6.3
S10E06
ManBearPig
2006-04-26
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
User ratings: 1,974
Average rating: 8.0
S10E07
Tsst
2006-05-03
Eric's mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
User ratings: 2,550
Average rating: 9.0
S10E08
Make Love, Not Warcraft
2006-10-04
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a high level player killing other players in World of Warcraft.
User ratings: 5,490
Average rating: 9.5
S10E09
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
2006-10-11
Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.
User ratings: 1,757
Average rating: 8.3
S10E10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
2006-10-18
Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.
User ratings: 1,894
Average rating: 8.5
S10E11
Hell on Earth 2006
2006-10-25
Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
User ratings: 1,645
Average rating: 8.1
S10E12
Go God Go
2006-11-01
Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo Wii; Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher.
User ratings: 1,891
Average rating: 8.7
S10E13
Go God Go XII
2006-11-08
Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.
User ratings: 1,829
Average rating: 8.7
S10E14
Stanley's Cup
2006-11-15
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
User ratings: 1,984
Average rating: 7.4
S11E01
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
2007-03-07
Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.
User ratings: 2,419
Average rating: 8.8
S11E02
Cartman Sucks
2007-03-14
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
User ratings: 2,291
Average rating: 8.8
S11E03
Lice Capades
2007-03-21
A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
User ratings: 1,818
Average rating: 8.0
S11E04
The Snuke
2007-03-28
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
User ratings: 1,856
Average rating: 8.3
S11E05
Fantastic Easter Special
2007-04-04
In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.
User ratings: 1,732
Average rating: 8.3
S11E06
D-Yikes!
2007-04-11
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
User ratings: 1,820
Average rating: 7.9
S11E07
Night of the Living Homeless
2007-04-18
One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.
User ratings: 2,223
Average rating: 8.8
S11E08
Le Petit Tourette
2007-10-03
Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants, but faking the condition begins to wear on his mental filter.
User ratings: 2,364
Average rating: 8.9
S11E09
More Crap
2007-10-10
Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
User ratings: 1,883
Average rating: 8.0
S11E10
Imaginationland
2007-10-17
Terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination; Kyle refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls.
User ratings: 2,953
Average rating: 9.0
S11E11
Imaginationland: Episode II
2007-10-24
With the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.
User ratings: 2,439
Average rating: 9.0
S11E12
Imaginationland: Episode III
2007-10-31
Stan and Butters engage in battle as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces; Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls.
User ratings: 2,428
Average rating: 9.0
S11E13
Guitar Queer-o
2007-11-07
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
User ratings: 2,020
Average rating: 8.4
S11E14
The List
2007-11-14
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
User ratings: 1,834
Average rating: 8.5
S12E01
Tonsil Trouble
2008-03-12
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
User ratings: 1,790
Average rating: 7.9
S12E02
Britney's New Look
2008-03-19
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
User ratings: 1,938
Average rating: 7.0
S12E03
Major Boobage
2008-03-26
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
User ratings: 2,301
Average rating: 8.7
S12E04
Canada on Strike
2008-04-02
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
User ratings: 1,731
Average rating: 8.0
S12E05
Eek, a Penis!
2008-04-09
Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he is brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.
User ratings: 1,580
Average rating: 7.7
S12E06
Over Logging
2008-04-16
A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
User ratings: 1,951
Average rating: 8.6
S12E07
Super Fun Time
2008-04-23
A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
User ratings: 1,674
Average rating: 8.4
S12E08
The China Probrem
2008-10-08
Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones
User ratings: 1,822
Average rating: 7.9
S12E09
Breast Cancer Show Ever
2008-10-15
Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
User ratings: 1,835
Average rating: 8.6
S12E10
Pandemic
2008-10-22
With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
User ratings: 1,493
Average rating: 8.1
S12E11
Pandemic 2: The Startling
2008-10-29
Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
User ratings: 1,459
Average rating: 7.9
S12E12
About Last Night...
2008-11-05
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.
User ratings: 1,526
Average rating: 7.8
S12E13
Elementary School Musical
2008-11-12
The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
User ratings: 1,474
Average rating: 7.8
S12E14
The Ungroundable
2008-11-19
Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
User ratings: 1,459
Average rating: 7.9
S13E01
The Ring
2009-03-11
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
User ratings: 1,837
Average rating: 8.2
S13E02
The Coon
2009-03-18
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
User ratings: 1,881
Average rating: 8.4
S13E03
Margaritaville
2009-03-25
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.
User ratings: 1,853
Average rating: 8.6
S13E04
Eat, Pray, Queef
2009-04-01
The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."
User ratings: 1,684
Average rating: 6.5
S13E05
Fishsticks
2009-04-08
Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
User ratings: 2,338
Average rating: 8.8
S13E06
Pinewood Derby
2009-04-15
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
User ratings: 1,518
Average rating: 7.9
S13E07
Fatbeard
2009-04-22
Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
User ratings: 1,631
Average rating: 8.2
S13E08
Dead Celebrities
2009-10-07
When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.
User ratings: 1,501
Average rating: 7.8
S13E09
Butters' Bottom Bitch
2009-10-14
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
User ratings: 1,925
Average rating: 8.7
S13E10
W.T.F.
2009-10-21
The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.
User ratings: 1,527
Average rating: 8.3
S13E11
Whale Whores
2009-10-28
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.
User ratings: 1,557
Average rating: 8.3
S13E12
The F Word
2009-11-04
The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
User ratings: 1,494
Average rating: 8.2
S13E13
Dances with Smurfs
2009-11-11
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
User ratings: 1,434
Average rating: 8.2
S13E14
Pee
2009-11-18
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.
User ratings: 1,424
Average rating: 7.7
S14E01
Sexual Healing
2010-03-17
After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the "epidemic" of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment.
User ratings: 1,540
Average rating: 7.6
S14E02
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
2010-03-24
The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation."
User ratings: 1,598
Average rating: 8.0
S14E03
Medicinal Fried Chicken
2010-03-31
Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.
User ratings: 2,075
Average rating: 8.7
S14E04
You Have 0 Friends
2010-04-07
When attempting to delete his Facebook profile, Stan is sucked into a virtual Facebook world; Kyle befriends a friendless third-grader, with drastic consequences.
User ratings: 2,118
Average rating: 8.8
S14E05
200
2010-04-14
Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.
User ratings: 1,741
Average rating: 8.8
S14E06
201
2010-04-21
As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father.
User ratings: 1,499
Average rating: 8.7
S14E07
Crippled Summer
2010-04-28
The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tricks to beat Jimmy in a series of competitions.
User ratings: 1,590
Average rating: 6.9
S14E08
Poor and Stupid
2010-10-06
Cartman wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too fat and too smart and that in order to be a NASCAR racer and enjoy it, he has to be poor and stupid. In order to achieve his goal, he enlists the help of Butters, and the feminine hygiene product Vagisil.
User ratings: 1,408
Average rating: 7.6
S14E09
It's a Jersey Thing
2010-10-13
South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help.
User ratings: 1,533
Average rating: 8.0
S14E10
Insheeption
2010-10-20
Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream.
User ratings: 1,505
Average rating: 8.1
S14E11
Coon 2: Hindsight
2010-10-27
A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes.
User ratings: 1,382
Average rating: 8.2
S14E12
Mysterion Rises
2010-11-03
Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, and where is Captain Hindsight when the world needs him?
User ratings: 1,435
Average rating: 8.4
S14E13
Coon vs. Coon and Friends
2010-11-10
Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die.
User ratings: 1,367
Average rating: 8.4
S14E14
Crème Fraîche
2010-11-17
Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight.
User ratings: 1,500
Average rating: 8.2
S15E01
HUMANCENTiPAD
2011-04-27
After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse.
User ratings: 1,944
Average rating: 7.6
S15E02
Funnybot
2011-05-04
After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work.
User ratings: 1,584
Average rating: 6.4
S15E03
Royal Pudding
2011-05-11
During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene.
User ratings: 1,517
Average rating: 6.8
S15E04
T.M.I.
2011-05-18
Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to address Cartman's anger issues by having him take anger management classes. Cartman uses his anger to enrage the class and hold a business hostage. Stan's dad decides to teach the students how to properly measure penis size, using complex mathematical formulas.
User ratings: 1,435
Average rating: 8.0
S15E05
Crack Baby Athletic Association
2011-05-25
Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babies at the hospital already. Kyle gets drawn into Cartman's despicable plot, thinking he can also help the crack babies.
User ratings: 1,389
Average rating: 7.5
S15E06
City Sushi
2011-06-01
A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok.
User ratings: 1,518
Average rating: 8.0
S15E07
You're Getting Old
2011-06-08
Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything is seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general, and his friends can't stand him anymore. Randy's sudden obsession with Tween Wave music causes a rift in his marriage which this time may actually end it.
User ratings: 1,992
Average rating: 8.6
S15E08
Ass Burgers
2011-10-05
Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation.
User ratings: 1,535
Average rating: 8.1
S15E09
The Last of the Meheecans
2011-10-12
During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, Mantequilla. Suddenly legal and illegal alien Mexicans flood back across the border to Mexico for a better life because of the decline of the U.S. economy. Eric joins the U.S. border patrol and squares off against Butters.
User ratings: 1,390
Average rating: 8.1
S15E10
Bass to Mouth
2011-10-19
Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news of a student crapping his pants leaks, Principal Victoria and staff bribe Eric into finding a way to make the problem go away. Meanwhile the Stand and Kyle try to stop the culprit responsible.
User ratings: 1,276
Average rating: 7.6
S15E11
Broadway Bro Down
2011-10-26
Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest.
User ratings: 1,312
Average rating: 7.9
S15E12
1%
2011-11-02
Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible.
User ratings: 1,275
Average rating: 7.8
S15E13
A History Channel Thanksgiving
2011-11-09
Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists aliens were part of it. A secret organization, a pilgrim from outer space, a stuffing shortage, and war between two worlds hangs in the balance and only the boys are caught in the midst of it all.
User ratings: 1,246
Average rating: 7.3
S15E14
The Poor Kid
2011-11-16
After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor kid in South Park and the results are shocking. Mysterion must help his brother and sister and the rest of the foster children get out of the abusive foster home.
User ratings: 1,228
Average rating: 8.0
S16E01
Reverse Cowgirl
2012-03-14
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom.
User ratings: 1,570
Average rating: 7.8
S16E02
Cash for Gold
2012-03-21
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
User ratings: 1,460
Average rating: 7.9
S16E03
Faith Hilling
2012-03-28
The boys take part in a new, dangerous photographic meme.
User ratings: 1,426
Average rating: 7.2
S16E04
Jewpacabra
2012-04-04
Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upcoming Easter Egg hunt.
User ratings: 1,371
Average rating: 6.7
S16E05
Butterballs
2012-04-11
As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor.
User ratings: 1,356
Average rating: 7.6
S16E06
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
2012-04-18
Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life.
User ratings: 1,728
Average rating: 6.8
S16E07
Cartman Finds Love
2012-04-25
There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.
User ratings: 1,470
Average rating: 8.1
S16E08
Sarcastaball
2012-09-26
Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in order to get people to see how stupid they've been. But when everybody takes it seriously, Randy ends up begrudgingly taking the game national. Butters, the most knowledgeable of the game, becomes the coach for the kids.
User ratings: 1,375
Average rating: 7.5
S16E09
Raising the Bar
2012-10-03
Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between so many fat people on scooter chairs and Honey Boo Boo, James Cameron realizes the societal bar as been lowered too low, and goes on a deep sea expedition to find the bar to raise it.
User ratings: 1,404
Average rating: 8.2
S16E10
Insecurity
2012-10-10
After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park thinking the UPS man is secretly having sex with their wives or even raping them. They decide to do something about it. MEanwhile they and the kids are getting worried and start getting a personal security system called Insecurity.
User ratings: 1,390
Average rating: 8.3
S16E11
Going Native
2012-10-17
Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park.
User ratings: 1,212
Average rating: 6.6
S16E12
A Nightmare on Facetime
2012-10-24
The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs everybody ready to help with the Halloween rental rush.
User ratings: 1,360
Average rating: 8.3
S16E13
A Scause for Applause
2012-10-31
The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the world become disillusioned, except Stan who refuses to cut his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet off. And in the process Stan inadvertently creates a world wide movement.
User ratings: 1,140
Average rating: 7.3
S16E14
Obama Wins!
2012-11-07
Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise.
User ratings: 1,204
Average rating: 7.5
S17E01
Let Go, Let Gov
2013-09-25
Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds.
User ratings: 1,464
Average rating: 7.5
S17E02
Informative Murder Porn
2013-10-02
The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed "murder porn" (real life crime dramas). Once a husband is arrested for killing his wife, the children take matters into their own hands by using parental blocks on their TVs to block murder porn. In order to break the block, the parents must learn to play Minecraft.
User ratings: 1,500
Average rating: 8.1
S17E03
World War Zimmerman
2013-10-09
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
User ratings: 1,542
Average rating: 7.8
S17E04
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
2013-10-23
The goth kids become worried after one of their members, Henrietta, returns from a camp intended to cure her goth, is an emo. But there is more going on than meets the eye.
User ratings: 1,361
Average rating: 6.9
S17E05
Taming Strange
2013-10-30
Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink.
User ratings: 1,211
Average rating: 7.2
S17E06
Ginger Cow
2013-11-06
After Cartman pulls a silly prank where he puts a red wig and red spots on a cow, saying it's a "ginger cow", the middle east experiences peace but comes with a price for Kyle.
User ratings: 1,336
Average rating: 7.8
S17E07
Black Friday
2013-11-13
The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.
User ratings: 2,235
Average rating: 8.9
S17E08
A Song of Ass and Fire
2013-11-20
The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win.
User ratings: 1,886
Average rating: 8.8
S17E09
Titties and Dragons
2013-12-04
The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners.
User ratings: 1,723
Average rating: 8.8
S17E10
The Hobbit
2013-12-11
Butters says no to a fat girl (who happens to be Wendy's friend) asking him out, Butters says that Kim Kardashian is his girlfriend, and Wendy calls her a "Hobbit" then gets in trouble when Mr. Mackey claims she's "jelly" then shows Butters that Kim Kardashian uses computers to make herself look good. Then shows him the girl who asked him out what she would look like if she did what Kim Kardashian does. Meanwhile everybody starts photo editing their girlfriends and Wendy gets more angry. Then Kanyae West argues with the students claiming that Kim is not a "Hobbit".
User ratings: 1,569
Average rating: 8.5
S18E01
Go Fund Yourself
2014-09-24
The boys use Kickstarter to fund themselves so they can sit on their butts and do absolutely nothing, but when Eric uses the name Washington Redskins, the owner of the Redskins is determined to stop him.
User ratings: 1,690
Average rating: 7.8
S18E02
Gluten Free Ebola
2014-10-01
Mr.Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels.
User ratings: 1,498
Average rating: 7.8
S18E03
The Cissy
2014-10-08
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
User ratings: 1,838
Average rating: 8.6
S18E04
Handicar
2014-10-15
Timmy starts a new transportation service to raise money.
User ratings: 1,423
Average rating: 7.4
S18E05
The Magic Bush
2014-10-29
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
User ratings: 1,358
Average rating: 8.0
S18E06
Freemium Isn't Free
2014-11-05
Canada creates a phone app that preys on the addiction of the weak, to help make money to build Canada. When Randy discovers Stan has an addiction, he intervenes.
User ratings: 1,454
Average rating: 8.3
S18E07
Grounded Vindaloop
2014-11-12
The boys have bought an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset and don't know who is in the real world or stuck in virtual reality.
User ratings: 2,721
Average rating: 9.1
S18E08
Cock Magic
2014-11-19
The boys visit City Wok - but there's something shady going on.
User ratings: 1,512
Average rating: 8.4
S18E09
#REHASH
2014-12-03
After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this new generation. Meanwhile Randy has drama going on with the music industry.
User ratings: 1,239
Average rating: 7.5
S18E10
#HappyHolograms
2014-12-10
Kyle teams up with network heads to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, and the holograms are still on the loose.
User ratings: 1,286
Average rating: 6.9
S19E01
Stunning and Brave
2015-09-16
The boys show their respect for Caitlyn Jenner when a new principal makes them atone for a history of prejudice.
User ratings: 1,956
Average rating: 7.8
S19E02
Where My Country Gone?
2015-09-23
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants.
User ratings: 1,788
Average rating: 8.3
S19E03
The City Part of Town
2015-09-30
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny decides to get a job at City Wok.
User ratings: 1,538
Average rating: 7.7
S19E04
You're Not Yelping
2015-10-14
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
User ratings: 1,536
Average rating: 8.1
S19E05
Safe Space
2015-10-21
Cartman is victimised because of his body weight.
User ratings: 1,733
Average rating: 8.5
S19E06
Tweek x Craig
2015-10-28
The Asian girls in school are drawing intimate pictures of Tweek and Craig.
User ratings: 1,741
Average rating: 8.0
S19E07
Naughty Ninjas
2015-11-11
The ever more PC citizens of South Park decide that they no longer need a police force. As the first American town to get rid of their cops, they plan to celebrate their advanced sensibilities with a PC Carnival.
User ratings: 1,388
Average rating: 8.4
S19E08
Sponsored Content
2015-11-18
PC Principal's ideology is tested when the school newspaper writes about the PC Fraternity. Meanwhile ads slowly consume the Internet news, as Garrison participates in the political debate with Hilary Clinton.
User ratings: 1,875
Average rating: 9.0
S19E09
Truth and Advertising
2015-12-02
Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison are back in town trying to stop PC. Meanwhile Jimmy tries to uncover the secret of Leslie.
User ratings: 1,184
Average rating: 8.2
S19E10
PC Principal Final Justice
2015-12-09
PC Principal travels around the world, destroying gentrifying districts. The town of South Park arms itself just as the gun show comes into town , Jimmy is held captive by Nathan, Kyle protects Leslie and the final showdown will start.
User ratings: 1,150
Average rating: 8.0
S20E01
Member Berries
2016-09-14
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail, and the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
User ratings: 1,605
Average rating: 8.0
S20E02
Skank Hunt
2016-09-21
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global.
User ratings: 1,310
Average rating: 8.2
S20E03
The Damned
2016-09-28
Skankhunt42 is thrilled with the media attention and continues to troll!
User ratings: 1,234
Average rating: 8.2
S20E04
Wieners Out
2016-10-12
Butters and the other boys start a retaliatory movement against the girls. Gerald fears for his secret
User ratings: 1,128
Average rating: 8.0
S20E05
Douche and a Danish
2016-10-19
The kids get pulled in to the search for the notorious Skankhunt42. Meanwhile, Gerald joins forces with the other trolls to stop Denmark from launching TROLLTRACE.COM.
User ratings: 1,090
Average rating: 7.4
S20E06
Fort Collins
2016-10-26
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
User ratings: 1,056
Average rating: 7.5
S20E07
Oh, Jeez
2016-11-09
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile, Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
User ratings: 1,067
Average rating: 7.1
S20E08
Members Only
2016-11-16
Mr. Garrison deals with the aftermath of being elected President. Meanwhile, Gerald attempts to escape the wrath of being captured by Troll Trace and Cartman and Heidi prepare to go to Mars together.
User ratings: 1,000
Average rating: 7.5
S20E09
Not Funny
2016-11-30
Cartman decides to go to Mars, Mr. Garrison seeks revenge on the people of South Park.
User ratings: 933
Average rating: 7.5
S20E10
The End of Serialization as We Know It
2016-12-07
Stan and Kyle run away with Ike, Cartmans' trip to mars lands him on death row, Mr. Garrison and Randy help the trolls destroy a country.
User ratings: 1,043
Average rating: 7.0
S21E01
White People Renovating Houses
2017-09-13
Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
User ratings: 1,689
Average rating: 6.5
S21E02
Put It Down
2017-09-20
Tweek freaks out over bomb threats from North Korea; Cartman threatens to kill himself unless he gets respect.
User ratings: 1,710
Average rating: 7.8
S21E03
Holiday Special
2017-09-27
Everyone is going crazy as Columbus Day gets canceled and the kids try to bring it back as they would have a free day.
User ratings: 1,258
Average rating: 7.7
S21E04
Franchise Prequel
2017-10-11
Professor Chaos begins spreading lies about Coon and Friends on Facebook.
User ratings: 1,158
Average rating: 7.2
S21E05
Hummels & Heroin
2017-10-18
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, and Stan is about to be exposed as the source.
User ratings: 1,159
Average rating: 7.3
S21E06
Sons A Witches
2017-10-23
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone.
User ratings: 1,033
Average rating: 7.3
S21E07
Doubling Down
2017-11-08
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
User ratings: 1,070
Average rating: 7.3
S21E08
Moss Piglets
2017-11-15
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair.
User ratings: 896
Average rating: 7.1
S21E09
Super Hard PCness
2017-11-29
PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice Principal; Kyle isn't impressed with Terrance and Phillips' new Netflix show.
User ratings: 976
Average rating: 7.9
S21E10
Splatty Tomato
2017-12-06
There are "stranger things" going on when the children claim to have seen President Garrison lurking around.
User ratings: 1,010
Average rating: 6.9
S22E01
Dead Kids
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Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. Meanwhile a series of school shootings occur at South Park
User ratings: 1,120
Average rating: 8.0
S22E02
A Boy and a Priest
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Randy calls Stephen in a panic when he learns that the boys went camping with a Priest.
User ratings: 727
Average rating: 7.7
S22E03
The Problem with a Poo
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Mr. Hankey answers hard questions about his past comments.
User ratings: 544
Average rating: 6.8
S22E04
Tegridy Farms
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Randy moves the family to the country and takes up farming.
User ratings: 351
Average rating: 8.3
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